What My Name Means

So as you know, my name is Zoey. My mom though some relative's name was super cool so she named me Zoey. I also like to say that I was named after one of my parent's family pet since they were also named Zoey. My name means life so fear me peasants. I may not a be god but without me, you wouldn't be here reading this masterpiece haha jk. I always love having my name because of a few reasons. 1. It's a short name so it's great since I'm lazy; 2. My name does not interfere with my rhotacism speech impediment (I have trouble pronouncing the 'R' sound); 3. It is kinda unique because most people spell Zoey without the Y. It is a pain if I want to find those ornaments or key-chains with my name on it, though I did find an ornament that said Zoey so yeah, coolio. Another problem is that subs will pronounce my name as if they're saying Zoo-a-e.

If I could change my name, I would change it to Fauna. When I was a dweeb and had a membership on Animal Jam, I did the random name thing and I got Fauna The Wolf. I have been obsessed with that name but now I'm not so big on it. I still love that name and I have a wolf stuffed animal named Fauna. Fauna is a fancy word for Animal. I love animals so it fits. Now I'm called Neo on social media because I used to roleplay as Neophyte Redglare. I wouldn't want to change my name to Neo but it's a cool nickname that I got.

I would also like to be called Tyrone. Gravity Falls reference