Meeting 3 Famous People Would Be Gr8 M8

When I get obsessed with famous people, I am OBSESSED! So that means I would literally kill someone to meet them but I wont because I am a child of God jk. I'm an atheist. I would never kill anyone though. You can't get into a good college if you're in jail for murder. But back to the post, I would love to meet these three People. Andrew Hussie, John Green, and Lin Manuel Miranda. I would love to meet these three people while in a forest, talking about writing and stuff like that. All of these men are an author of some sort and they all making people cry from their work.

Andrew Hussie has ruined my life because now I can never look at Buckets, Puppets, The rainbow, Betty Crocker, Spiders, Dragons, and Candy Corn the same way ever again. Hussie's webcomic, Homestuck, is very unique from the crazy blind troll to the gay kid who says he isn't gay. The webcomic is over 8,000 mages long and will be having it's 1 year anniversary since it ended on April 13, 2017. He made a snapchat account to just post fun, extra things but he only posts on holidays. I admire how Hussie puts in so much planning to his work. He has so many twists and makes Homestuck very confusing yet fun and painful. He is one of my inspirations for writing. He inspired me to make a little story for some OCs' were so many people die. One of the sister's face get's clawed off! So Andrew Hussie inspires me to be unique with my OCs.

John Green is also an author who destroyed my life. I have only read Fault In Our Stars but that has proved to me that he has no mercy. I'm scared yet excited to read more of his books because of that. I find his writing fun and he has made very cool characters. I do not know much about John Green so meeting him would be perfect to learn more about him and get even more tips for writing and inspiration.

Oh boy. Here's the part where Mrs. Joynerd is going to start fangirling. As you may know, Lin has made a musical based on a forgotten founding father. Lin Manuel Miranda was able to let America remember a forgotten father which is very VERY important. Americans should know about their country's history so making a hip hop themed musical about it was an amazing idea. And the songs are so amazing. Lin made 46 songs for the musical. That's a lot, Unless you're comparing that to my playlist on Spotify. It has 1,500 songs and is over 3 days long. But seriously, 46 songs! I also love how he was able to make a song were Philip Hamilton's son Graduated, got a date with 2 ladies, and got shot all in one song. Now that blew me away! Please do not give me an F, Mrs. Joyner. A lot of times, I will use his songs to help me think of things that happened to my OCs. For example, I got the idea of having the main character cheat on her girlfriend after I heard the song Burn.

I know it's strange or cliche but being out in the woods inspires me to write. I guess it's because I hide in my room all day. I would just love to talk about writing with them. Getting idea's and tips from the three would be very helpful. I guess it would be cool to have a picnic too. I like food, I like the Woods, and I like talking. It would be a dream come true!

DO NOT EAT THE TOMATO SOUP

I REPEAT, DO NOT EAT THE TOMATO SOUP AT CAMP MCLEAN!

Last year, on the week of my birthday (October 16), The 7th graders went to an overnight camp. I honestly loved the camp except for a few things. One thing was the teacher in my cabin. She's the who'l councilor so she always wants to make sure we're okay by constantly asking us because we're not talking with the other kids even though you're clearly in the middle of a really good book. Also I was in the worst cabin because it has the farthest walk and was the smallest. I also disliked how I didn't get to hang out with any of my friends because we were put into certain groups. I at least had my sister with me in my cabin. She was mainly in my cabin because we both crippling anxiety. Meli also thought it would be a good idea to break her arm about a month before the trip. I'm going to save the food for later. because that deserves a whole paragraph.

I loved it though. When I went fishing, I ended up falling asleep and when I woke up, Mr. Atwood and Sra. Conejo said that I looked so adorable while taking a nap with a fishing rod resting in my feet. I was also able to draw while in the cabin so that was so relaxing. And as you may know, I am a loner who only socializes with people who I actually like. That's kind of ironic because the trip was meant for us to try and make a new friend and socialize. Though, when you've known most of these people for at lest over 4 years, you end up knowing a lot about them and finding all the reasons not to be their friend. 

So the food. It almost killed me. The food was pretty bad and I drank expired milk. At the camp, we always had different meals. For dinner, we these really good bread sticks with pasta so that meal didn't suck, except for when Acacia's cabin took all of the extra bread sticks. They also had salad. I never ate the salad, I just stole packets of croutons and saved them for the buss ride home. That's all I remember about the food.

But wait.. what about the title? Well, this is what I mean. The tomato soup is evil. You will die if you eat it. We lost a young girl last year because she was dares to drink it. Okay so that's not true but the girl said that it was pretty horrible. We were supposed to use it for dipping sauce for our grilled cheese. Sadly, the grilled cheese was soggy and cold. It tasted like water with some weird food coloring mixed with trash. I hope they don't serve that again this year.

I can honestly write a whole book about this but I'm going to end it here before I start talking about the Archery thing. That's for another day.

Who knew a movie about bees could be so dank? I was blown away when I saw this movie. A movie where Beestiality is okay and actual bees going to quart seems insane but it's real. I would honestly give this movie a Bee in letter grading. Okay, Okay, I'd actually give it a C. The animation is good and a lot of effort was put into it but the plot was horrible. I am Beewildered that so many people like it. And I am not counting the memers Cough Cough, Sarah.

This movie has like no quality. Now, I have always been a fan of cheesy movies but this is just boring. I'm sorry this one is so short but I have my reason. Beestiality. The lady literally left her boyfriend for a bee. A BEE! Who is their right mind would do that? Not only is it illegal, it's so weird. She can just step on that little guy. This is what made the movie have it's downfall. Beestiality is not cool. It's weird.